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Monday, March 22, 2010
Meet your mother @ facebook
Whats your mother’s favorite taunt these days-is it "sara din facebook pe baitha rehaa he..." or "fb chodke ek aur duniya hain..",,or something more corny..
Vismay Wadekar too faced such ones till his mother traced a suspicious string about him taking special interest in his new college friend Amrita and Wadekar aunty made an facebook account, and smartly secluded Vismay but added Amrita to her friends list. It went quite well for a few days, till the moment...when Vismay found the lover of the day-Amrita. Wadekar aunty while trying to copy that to bombard her son, accidentally put on that application for herself, can u really take that, a 48 year old lady getting notifications like- your lover of the day is-Virat (a 22year old chocolate boy),or the second was
Mr. Bhanushali (her husband’s boss!!!!!)
She paid no heed to that and an old school friend made her cling into fb chat seems like another hobby to Mrs. Wadekar, which she enjoyed a lot, and ended up adding a few German dudes just for fun. This wouldn’t have mattered if aunty wouldn’t had left note on the fridge saying "hey son bouncing to ma kitty party. Chillax, foodz in the fridge, slurp it up dude" and also if Vismay didn’t have to face his friends who were a shamed prey of his mother’s lover of the day app… Thoroughly annoyed Vismay had no other option rather than a closure and hence called hi mother up regarding the same and guess what? She said, "son if you've reached home finish the food and add me up on fb, I need to increase my mafia size and send me an energy pack...byee... love you kid."
If you really expect me to know what Vismay was like,,, try and let your mother walk into fb...
Horrible! Wouldn’t it be, Certainly a possible nightmare...
Vismay Wadekar too faced such ones till his mother traced a suspicious string about him taking special interest in his new college friend Amrita and Wadekar aunty made an facebook account, and smartly secluded Vismay but added Amrita to her friends list. It went quite well for a few days, till the moment...when Vismay found the lover of the day-Amrita. Wadekar aunty while trying to copy that to bombard her son, accidentally put on that application for herself, can u really take that, a 48 year old lady getting notifications like- your lover of the day is-Virat (a 22year old chocolate boy),or the second was
Mr. Bhanushali (her husband’s boss!!!!!)
She paid no heed to that and an old school friend made her cling into fb chat seems like another hobby to Mrs. Wadekar, which she enjoyed a lot, and ended up adding a few German dudes just for fun. This wouldn’t have mattered if aunty wouldn’t had left note on the fridge saying "hey son bouncing to ma kitty party. Chillax, foodz in the fridge, slurp it up dude" and also if Vismay didn’t have to face his friends who were a shamed prey of his mother’s lover of the day app… Thoroughly annoyed Vismay had no other option rather than a closure and hence called hi mother up regarding the same and guess what? She said, "son if you've reached home finish the food and add me up on fb, I need to increase my mafia size and send me an energy pack...byee... love you kid."
If you really expect me to know what Vismay was like,,, try and let your mother walk into fb...
Horrible! Wouldn’t it be, Certainly a possible nightmare...
Monday, March 15, 2010
Flings v/s Relationship
Nobody can forget their first love...
REALLY!!!!!
So,do you remember now,was it Neha,Priya, Rita,Amrita or Radhika…
Or,Who was that lucky chap-Rohit, Sanket or Rahul.
Certainly after been with so many, it's hard to rememorize...
Flings,that’s what its called these days,ain't it.
Quick love,fast moving feelings overmounted by animal meaningless
Sex…just like the profession of a pornstar…you get all the fun as well as the money.
Nature designed us in a way that relationships are our requirements.Some pretend to single while they think of several.Those you accept are scared of cheat on the other side. 60% of men and 30% of women cheat their partners. So the definition has changed.Now a days If you are a one woman man then you are a loser as well and girls prefered to be bitchy. But both the sex want mates and flings.
This generation believes in the statement that beatles were blind when they said
Money cant buy love.
With easy rise on westernization,men and motos need some real fun,
To avoid responsibilities,share compenses,make love simpler..flings go \m/..
But hypocrisy has never bent down.the old examples of laila-majnu,heer-ranjha,
Shaha jahan-mumtaz,romeo-juliet..who stands as huge paradigms of eternal love,
Do support the simple fact that,slow and steady confrontations and the process of
Knowing your partner more into the ohathoms of inquisitiveness and building slow
Trust in him/her is far more better,to establishe a stable life.instead of sudden unexpected
Heartbreaking texts or stick notes,awiting you back home..from ur mate..
Its better to build a bridge with someone is anytime right.
Lets go through this really intriguing story…..about one love-monger..
Sara,since 18,was in search of her prince charming.though not with high expectations
But always dreamt of a tall dood,with a brown moustache.cutting it short,she actually saw a similar guy,though not such a good human,but far more handsom too care.things began
Well,but unaware of virats lotharic intentions,she fell into his trap and woke up
On his bed,well,what could be more killing for a 18 year old middle class lase…
All without knowing,without a deeper insight into the guy.
And what,he obviously dumped her.
But contrasting to the obnoxious case,the choice by consensus is flings…
The generation prefers to stay coupled rather being unexperienced and bluntly
Upfloat the reason that,y to stay alone and a looser till you find the right guy.
So that technically means,your Mr. right may just leave you for you got no experience.
Love sex dhoka---its all upto you to label it as CRAP or WRAP.
REALLY!!!!!
So,do you remember now,was it Neha,Priya, Rita,Amrita or Radhika…
Or,Who was that lucky chap-Rohit, Sanket or Rahul.
Certainly after been with so many, it's hard to rememorize...
Flings,that’s what its called these days,ain't it.
Quick love,fast moving feelings overmounted by animal meaningless
Sex…just like the profession of a pornstar…you get all the fun as well as the money.
Nature designed us in a way that relationships are our requirements.Some pretend to single while they think of several.Those you accept are scared of cheat on the other side. 60% of men and 30% of women cheat their partners. So the definition has changed.Now a days If you are a one woman man then you are a loser as well and girls prefered to be bitchy. But both the sex want mates and flings.
This generation believes in the statement that beatles were blind when they said
Money cant buy love.
With easy rise on westernization,men and motos need some real fun,
To avoid responsibilities,share compenses,make love simpler..flings go \m/..
But hypocrisy has never bent down.the old examples of laila-majnu,heer-ranjha,
Shaha jahan-mumtaz,romeo-juliet..who stands as huge paradigms of eternal love,
Do support the simple fact that,slow and steady confrontations and the process of
Knowing your partner more into the ohathoms of inquisitiveness and building slow
Trust in him/her is far more better,to establishe a stable life.instead of sudden unexpected
Heartbreaking texts or stick notes,awiting you back home..from ur mate..
Its better to build a bridge with someone is anytime right.
Lets go through this really intriguing story…..about one love-monger..
Sara,since 18,was in search of her prince charming.though not with high expectations
But always dreamt of a tall dood,with a brown moustache.cutting it short,she actually saw a similar guy,though not such a good human,but far more handsom too care.things began
Well,but unaware of virats lotharic intentions,she fell into his trap and woke up
On his bed,well,what could be more killing for a 18 year old middle class lase…
All without knowing,without a deeper insight into the guy.
And what,he obviously dumped her.
But contrasting to the obnoxious case,the choice by consensus is flings…
The generation prefers to stay coupled rather being unexperienced and bluntly
Upfloat the reason that,y to stay alone and a looser till you find the right guy.
So that technically means,your Mr. right may just leave you for you got no experience.
Love sex dhoka---its all upto you to label it as CRAP or WRAP.
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